Just push her out. Smooth, quick....relief! No one would blame you. She has a scary ugly angry face.
Best Regards
She With Great Advice
Probably a tad bit bordering on lunacy driving down the street, alone, belching and giggling. Although the first one was at least a 9....trying to match or beat that was hysterical. ::knuckles::
Word
Lady Burpsalot
Dear Creditors:
I unplugged the phone. Call all you like. Your every 2 hours does nothing other than fill up a caller ID screen. I will pay you when I can pay you. Its not a lump sum the way you want but at least you're getting money.
BITE ME
Dear Ice On Driveway:
Current Score
ICE = 0
Duck = 1
BOOYAH!
**all images from google images
12 comments:
So...what does it sound like when a duck burps?
That effing ice nearly had me bust ass on my driveway yesterday. I gorilla-walked back into my house to find that the salt was in the back shed (thanks Husband) and that the back shed was frozen shut. So, I was that idiot salting my walk with Kosher salt...at least I stayed somewhat upright!
ps - i can't burp.
You have seen the video of my toothpick son burping on command right?? If you haven't you must look it up. Seriously. You will get a complex.
My ex husband was 6ft 7 inches tall. We lived in Colorado for over a year. Meaning we had snow and ice, which since he came from the mountains of KY shouldn't have posed a problem. When a man that tall has a leg slip he ends up with a broken tailbone from the fall from that height. Umm yeah..but I still wind up with a reason to laugh till I cried. Cause he had LITERALLY told the rest of us how silly we looked walking slow as if we would fall. KAEMA gotta love her when she's quick like that.
You should hear my husband burping. It is so loud it will make you deaf and now our kids are trying to match him. At times we have a very nosy house :-)
So glad that we do not have ice here. I hate to see what kind of damage I could do to myself falling.
I do not miss ice skating to my car all the time!
That duck on ice was my dog on the ice here last week. No fun!
I love when I have a huge burp. They're fun.
And also? I sorta love big toots too.
That duck is flex-ah-bul!
my grandson would be so proud of your belching abilities
Amen sister on the bill collectors and go ducky you show that ice who's boss
Burping is just cheating your ass out of a fart. Farts are much more funny but also deadly in a closed up car.
Be very careful taking that Coffey fellas advice. Sometimes, a fart is a turd honking for the right away. Justsayin. ~Irishman
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