Ever sit and scream and curse and damn near blow a gasket because the key is stuck in the ignition – mysteriously? Finally…sweating, spitting and thoroughly spent from your fit you realize the vehicle is not fully engaged in park?
heh…Not I
Ever electrocute yourself while trying to hang up Christmas lights because you plugged them in first?
heh…Not I
Ever been so tired when you walked out the front door into the dark of 5am the potted plant startles the hell out of you and you break your toe busting out your kickboxing moves on it?
heh…Not I
Ever done the sniff test to decide which bra to wear?
heh, Not I....nasty! do yo laundry!
Ever tried to discreetly fix the fact that your ass is chompin on your undies (which is why I HATE wearing them) and it just happened to be with the same hand that was holding the keyless entry remote to your car and somehow just as you went for the pinch and pull you also hit the panic button and scared the shit out of yourself by setting the horn off. Maybe even got a touch of whiplash when trying to figure out who the hell saw you before your dumbass realized it was your own car?
Yeah…sigh…that didn’t happen to me.
23 comments:
I must say that I have NEVER sniffed my bra.
The girl above me is a liar.
I sniff my bras. Regularly.
Maybe I should start a bra sniffing company. Maybe branch out to panty sniffing, too. But you are on your own when it comes to your socks.
I don't recall ever sniffing my bra but I will surely think about it now....LOL
You totally crack me up.
Happy New Year Gorgeous!
Love,
LuLu~*xoxo
I have been known to sniff a bra. The other things, not so much.
You're pretty special lady.
And this is why I love you.
I always do the Christmas lights when they're plugged in! I never even considered being electrocuted. I thought electrocution was something that happened in the 1950's!
I have done almost all of these! How has anyone NEVER done the sniff test?
Ok I know someone who has done the sniff test to decide which bra to wear. Now I am not admitting that it was me...... :-)
BWhahahah I knew I could count on you to make me laugh today.. the last one cracked me up..
I have fer sure done the ole "sniff the bra test"...We all do our laundry on rocks out here- Ye-Haw! JK
You made me LOL on the last one...mainly because I pictured you jumping outta your hide when the alarm went off! Caught in the act! GOLDEN!
And, I have freaked out about things in the dark before to the point I've ran to the car and hit myself with door try'n to get in so fast...so don't feel so bad Ducky!
The only weird things I've done on that list are the ignition thing, and sniff my bra.
Oh...and the underwear thing.
omg too funny and nope never sniffed a bra but may have hit a panic button maybe
Okay, this cracked me up.
My key DID get stuck in the ignition before. I called the car dealership in tears screaming, "My key is stuck! Help me! HELP ME!" I was wayy overdramatic and after shaking the key a few times it came out.
This totally cracked me up...we could be related. I've done all these (more or less - I thought everyone sniffed bras?!!) I once was convinced the starter was gone on my car...only to have my husband start it up just fine. Turns out I didn't have the clutch in. How does one FORGET to put the clutch in on a standard car that they've been driving for years?!! I scare myself sometimes.
The pinch and pull. OMG. I hate the panic button push. I've crapped myself a few times doing that.
ummm yeah, i totally sniff my bras... i thought everyone did?
OMG, DUck. That made me pee. Seriously. Hilarious. I love it. Sniff. Sniff. Oh, wait, I'm not wearing a bra yet! ;)
I love that this post has created a whole new range of labels. I actually did click on each one hoping to see what else could fit under Kungfu Duck and Ass Muncher. Hm... I feel that a challenge of some kind must be issued... :)
I've never done the sniff test on anything. Including but not limited to: bras, panties, socks, pants...
I missed it, who did your design? Dionne?
The key, the bra sniffing, yes. And the panic alarm - all the effing time, because it's directly opposite the trunk release. Though, not while unchomping my panties... give me time, I'm likely to master that, too.
LMAO> snort.
Hahah...I've totally NOT done those things too.
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