Monday, January 16, 2012

Call For A Cape

I've got a decent ensemble working for me....I've got the Wonder Woman underoos....super sweet Wonder Woman T-Shirt and I got the kick ass Wonder Woman bracelet for Christmas (thanks Momma B!).

I'm lacking a cape. Surely there is SOMEONE out there who can help me with the cape??? Most days I can tackle without the cape but there are some days... you know... THOSE days that just need a little extra oopmh. I've no doubt the cape would make all the difference.

For instance, take the day I walked out of Target and tried to get into the wrong Honda. I'm pretty sure had I the CAPE I would've been able to locate the correct Honda and avoid total public embarrassment *snort*. Or when I attempted to tackle taking down the Christmas decorations. It would've been TONS more fun riding the Christmas tree box down the stairs if I was wearing the CAPE. Right?!

Pretty sure the CAPE would've given me what I needed to figure out how to open the cool new travel coffee mug I got for Christmas. Instead of taking me 15 minutes to figure out the lid screwed on, it probably would've only taken...eh...11.5 minutes.

Or when I was piggybacking every kid and their cousin over the steep climbing wall at the Bouncy House so we could all scream down the wicked slide on the other side. The CAPE would TOTALLY have made that scene and maybe I wouldn't have jacked my foot up. Wonder Woman doesn't injure. Period. 

16 comments:

Rebecca @ Unexplained X2 said...

I think you're onto something here. A cape is all you need. Now, someone craft (not me) has to get on this!

Cyn said...

first i adore the shirt & bracelet! i am totally with you on the cape & can we throw in a lasso of truth while we are at it?!?

THE SARCASM GODDESS said...

I bet if I had a cape my house would clean itself.

Rachel said...

I'm jealous. I love the shirt and the bracelet. I need a Wonder Woman shirt. Capes get caught in stuff. Haven't you seen The Incredibles?

Carrie's Rambles said...

I told you that you needed a CAPE!

karensomethingorother said...

remember in The Incredibles when Mr. Incredible wanted a cape for his new super hero outfit, and the crazy little seamstress said "NO CAPES!" and then that funny montage of cape disasters followed??

Ha ha ha...wait...if you haven't seen it, this is just crazy person babbling.

Coffeypot said...

I gave you a cap you never wear, what ya gonna do with a cape? Fly off somewhere?

angel shrout said...

Totally need a cape.. I will get you a cape if you get me a hammer to knock some family members in the head.. ahem

Babes Mami said...

Maybe *someone* who is crafty and knows where you live can whip something up soon. But mom soon not real soon. ;]

Dazee Dreamer said...

for sure. That cape would have made the slide. If I find one I'll let you know.

j-tony said...

I don't about Capes, they get caught in car doors, or machinery. You might want to reconsider :)

Stephanie said...

LOL Let me know if you find onw. I need a cape too! (oh can my cape make an extra 10 pounds disappear?)

becca said...

yep you definitely need a cape

mzkynd said...

Oh, the Wonder Woman Underoos Envy. I had a pair, and rocked them. ( my maiden name is Marvil and I had myself convinced as a child that I was a Marvel long lost child. Wonder Woman's perhaps? :P)
*rushes off to find herself a pair of adult Wonder Woman underoos!*

Alexis AKA MOM said...

I can ship you mine :). It says SM for super Mom :)

Two Normal Moms said...

The Wonder Woman shirt is pure awesome. Some crafty person has to come through with a cape for you! (Crafty that includes sewing, I am not, or I'd happily send you one)