Top 11 From
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1. I electrocuted myself hanging Christmas lights. #WINNING
2. I learned nipple hair was a part of aging.
3. Had my Epic Mom Fail (<--you have to click the link for that one. I will word bank it for you: lube, vibrator, dog toy)
4. One tiny mishap in the bedroom and Irishman now sleeps with a helmet and me with protective eyewear.
5. Caffeine is attracted to my crochital region (<--I invented that word this year too). I have a perky vagina.
6. I was a very Lucky Duck to be surrounded with so much love on the one year anniversary of my sister's death.
7. People Google search PROZAC and end up on my blog.
8. I write horoscopes waaaay better than anyone else. I've missed my calling. You can read my ReDo Scopes HERE.
9. I sat in the same spot as Al Capone!
10. I submitted an unanswered letter to work for changes in the breakroom. Can't imagine why they ignored me....
11. I redefined myself by actually listing signs of a DUCKTARD and then how to Survive One.
2 comments:
Nipple hair. Gah. Another one they don't tell you about growing up.
You had me at nipple hair. Nobutseriously, I came across your blog because I saw your badge/button thing on another blog (random blogette maybe?) and I had to come over see the girl who was stealing my word. Ha! Just kidding. But we do bat crap crazy reeeeal good over in Crazy Ever After land. Stop over for a visit. If ya want. Or don't. If ya don't want. But you probably should (no pressure).
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